WANTED
Public Notice · Case No. 143

WANTED

Angela Fitton
  • 01Being criminally sexy in a public place
  • 02Grand theft: one (1) heart, still not returned
  • 03Excessive charm without a permit
  • 04Repeated smiling with intent to distract

Considered gorgeous and extremely dangerous. Do not approach without flowers.

Reward: a lifetime of love
Angela Fitton
Guilty

Last seen looking far too good · If sighted, fall in love immediately

Report a Sighting

All reports are taken extremely seriously by the Department of Dangerous Good Looks.

Report Filed

Thank you, citizen. A reward officer will be in touch. Stay vigilant, she is still out there being far too attractive.